Oh my goodness!
You have just over a week (September 8!) to go (Go! Go, Go, Go!!) file your
- Best local sportswriter (me)
- Best local blogger (me)
- Best local personality to follow on Twitter (me)
- Best local podcast (mine)
- Best book by a local author (mine)
- Best local stand-up comic (me)
I also have a rooting interest in a couple of other categories:
- Best local podcast (Spike on the Mic, not mine)
- Best local internet radio show (again, The Spike on the Mic Show)
But I'm not here to campaign for your votes. I already did that.
I haven't voted yet, which is a lie, but when I do, I will be making the following selections and not voting for myself in those previously mentioned categories (that is not a lie) because that would be tacky.
BEST STOCK PHOTO OF ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE DINING
BEST STOCK PHOTO OF UNATTRACTIVE PEOPLE DINING
BEST MOST GLAMOROUS PHOTO POSSIBLE, REGARDLESS OF YEAR TAKEN
BEST TRAFFIC CONES WORKING HARDER THAN HUMAN BEINGS
BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE (SHORT-TERM MEMORY DIVISION)
BEST CAT
BEST STUPID T-SHIRT
BEST ORIGINAL HOOTERS GIRL
BEST ORIGINAL OPRAH
BEST WAY TO DISPOSE OF TREE LIMBS
BEST HANDS (HULK DIVISION)
BEST WEREWOLF
BEST SANDWICH
BEST HOT DOG
BEST STEAK
BEST STAKE
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