Monday, July 28, 2008

I have a feeling Publix is going to get sued again



These are the cooking instructions (two sets, depending if you want chewy or crispy crust) exactly as they appear on a Publix store brand frozen pizza I bought today. Specifically, a "Publix Premium Self-Rising Crust Pizza". I have not altered them in any way. See if you can spot the sequential problem that is going to result in some idiot burning their house down. (NOTE: If you don't, for the sake of safety, please just click here)

COOKING INSTRUCTIONS

For proper food safety and quality follow cooking instructions. Preheat oven. Cook before eating. Do not thaw pizza before baking. Your oven temperature may vary, so adjust baking time and temperature as necessary.

CRISPER CRUST

  • Place pizza directly on the center oven rack.
  • Preheat oven to 400°F.
  • Remove pizza from box. Remove wrapper and cardboard circle.
  • Pizza may require up to 23-27 minutes of total baking time.
  • Pizza is done when cheese is melted and edges are golden brown.
  • Let pizza stand 5 minutes before serving.

SOFTER CRUST

  • Place pizza on a baking pan on the center rack.
  • Preheat oven to 400°F.
  • Remove pizza from box. Remove wrapper and cardboard circle.
  • Pizza may require up to 25-28 minutes of total baking time.
  • Pizza is done when cheese is melted and edges are golden brown.
  • Let pizza stand 5 minutes before serving.

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