You can apply this to people as well. If you see a person whose facial features are arranged in a way that you find aesthetically pleasing, whose body is not misshapen, out of proportion or otherwise contorted, you may safely assume that this is a good person, because clearly they have an endorsement of the highest order (that being that God doesn't hate them).
But let's get back to books, shall we? I'm actually writing a novel myself right now. Did you know that? It's true! Seriously, I am. I started it on November 5th, as a participant in National Novel Writing Month, with high hopes of producing 50,000 words by the end of the month. Unfortunately, forces conspired to make reaching that goal impossible (led by the force that is my job at the Soul Press. "Oh, do you write for a cool, alternative entertainment magazine that covers funky music?", you ask. No, I mean quite literally a place that crushes my soul) but I'm still writing it anyway, in spite of the lack of support or interest. When it's done, the cover will feature dinosaurs pitched in battle against space robots, just so you'll know it's awesome, even though that's not what the book is about.
Let's take a look at some of the books currently on many bestsellers lists that are sure to find their way under someone's (yours?) Christmas tree this year...
Beware! For if you push the blue button, you will summon...The Lacuna! (I don't know what a Lacuna is but if I had to guess, I'd say it's probably some kind of vampire)
"Hey, have you seen my copy of the album Prince released in the fall of 1992? I can't find it anywhere."
2 comments:
Hey! Isn't that the running jacket she wore on "Runner's World" that Newsweek ran that was so sexist?
I think you might be right! Either that, or she just has lots of red clorthes (red states, red clothing..)
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