Mother's Day is going to be awkward at the Span household...

Yesterday, Minnesota Twins outfielder drove a foul ball into the stands during a spring training game...and hit his mom! She's fine, which is very, very good news. This allows us to appreciate this freak accident for the amazing feat that it is without guilt. Statistically speaking, this is much more difficult to pull off than hitting a home run for some crumb-snatcher laid up in the hospital.
Now, who's up for dressing up in drag and forming a group called M.A.D.S. (Mothers Against Denard Span)for the purpose of heckling him during batting practice when the Twins come to town to play the Rays this season? Just for fun, of course.