“Closest #ChickFilA to San Francisco is 40 miles away & I strongly recommend that they not try to come any closer.”Okay, it's not exactly FDR saying that "this generation of Americans has a rendezvous with destiny" but different eras call for different bold declarations from our elected leaders. At any rate, when mayors have to warn buildings to maintain their distance, the shit is getting very real, my friends.
"Mr. Cathy, tear down this tube slide." |
Although Chik-fil-A invented the chicken sandwich in 1946, they're not the only fast food restaurant that serves them. That's right, man has evolved a great deal since putting a piece of chicken meat between two pieces of bread for the first time 66 years ago. Now lots of people know how to do that. You can even do it yourself, AT HOME, with the benefit of this recipe:
CHICKEN SANDWICH
INGREDIENTS
Chicken
Bread (2 pieces)
Other stuff
DIRECTIONS
- Cook the chicken. Grill, smoke, fry, broil it. Doesn't matter. Just don't eat it raw. Gross.
- Take the two pieces of bread and put the cooked chicken between them. If you've done it correctly, the two pieces of bread should be seperated by the piece of (cooked) chicken in between them.
- Pick up that top piece of bread.
- Put some other stuff on there.
- Put that top piece back on and eat it.
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The world is full of Chick-fil-A-holes.
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