Hey fellas, it's only two days until Halloween and you might be stressed out over what to wear as a costume. As is usually the case, women have it easy in this regard.
Choices galore! |
Put on a suit, a porkpie hat and some shades and you can be a Blues Brother! Or... |
Keep the suit, ditch the hat and you can be a Reservoir Dog! Or... |
Carry around a personal massager (while wearing a suit) and you can be a Man In Black! Or... |
Wear a suit, swap the "massager" for a "gat" and you can be John Travolta in Pulp Fiction! |
Put on a suit and a band-aid and you can be Mayhem from the Allstate commercials! |
Put on a suit and a cap from your favorite NBA team and you can be a First-round draft choice! |
Put on a suit and an American flag lapel pin and you can be your favorite presidential candidate! Or... |
Put on a suit, an American flag lapel pin and act like a jackass and you can be a parody of your least favorite presidential candidate! |
Put on a suit, be terrible and give yourself a juicy contract extension and you can be an ineffectual and ethically challenged college administrator! |
Put on a suit, staple a dead pelican to your head and you can be an asshole! |
2 comments:
Fantastic idea. I think a woman would find the Men in Black costume the sexiest.Maybe it's just the costume's hardware.
Women are always telling me how important it is to accessorize.
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