And what a year it has been! I've met some great people, had some incredible experiences and learned a lot. There have been some really good times and a few bad ones, but even the bad ones were still pretty good, at least in terms of gaining valuable experience.
I'm still nowhere near an expert at this stuff but I've picked up enough that I feel I can show you around and give you an idea of what life is like as a stand-up comedian. So...
|"Well? Where ARE my pants?"|
"WOO!! HA HA HA HA HA!!! He just said the thing that we heard him say in the movie!"
Hey, the manager said there's some extra time to fill at the end of the show and wants to know if I'll do it. Hell yeah I'll do it! One thing I've learned is that you never, ever turn down stage time! Let's see how this goes!
|"Hi folks! My name is Clark and..."|
|"Shouldn't anything you put into your body be 'better than crack'?"|
|"I eat a lot of salad now and..."|
|"Basically, I lost interest in my own suicide and..."|
|"OK Cupid says my soul mate is probably a lesbian..."|
|"Gotta be kidding me."|
|"(Sigh) Oh well. Stage time is stage time. Thank you and good night!"|