- GMC; Sisyphus - I kept waiting for the boulder to roll back and crush him. No such luck. Fly out. 11 for 23.
- Bud Lite; Foreigners - Man, I hate Carlos Mencia. Whiff. 11 for 24.
Batting average = .458
Hi. My name is Clark and this is my blog. My intent is to entertain and I'd like this to be more than "Clark And What Pisses Him Off" (although there will definitely be some of that) so I'll be posting some short humorous fiction as well. I hope you like it. WARNING: Sometimes I will cuss. And I will also embellish facts (ie: lie) in the interest of making things funnier than they really are. Just so you know.