"Well, it's official. Mitt Romney is out."
"Wait. What? Mitt Romney is gay?"
"Yes. Obviously that's what I meant. He's finally admitted to being a flaming, ultra-conservative, gay Republican. What else could I possibly talking about?"
"That is so brave of him. I am totally voting for him for president now."
2 comments:
ha! you are so warped. charmed!
Mkay. I just spewed on my screen.
Tyvm.
Good day, sir.
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