It's June 30th and the Tampa Bay Rays are in first place, starting a three game series tonight against the second place Boston Red Sox, after which they could be anywhere from 3 1/2 games up to 2 1/2 games behind. The biggest milestones in Rays history are March 9th, 1995 (the day the franchise was awarded) March 31st, 1998 (the first game) and August 7th, 1999 (the night Wade Boggs homered for his 3000th hit), but depending on the outcome, and what happens the rest of the season, the next three days could be somewhere among those momentous occasions.
With so much at stake, now is as good a time as any to assess what your level of support for the beloved home team is:
1) The Die Hard - Goes to games no matter how well or how poorly the team is doing. Knows the team's winning percentage and batting orders against righthanders and lefties. Owns several jerseys.
2) The Fan - Goes to games frequently, or watches them on tv. Knows what place the team is in. Can name most of the starting line-up. Owns a cap.
3) The Bandwagon Jumper - Is aware of the team's general level of performance. Goes to games when the team is doing well. Might buy a t-shirt. Often confused with The Frontrunner (see below) but is generally harmless and should actually be welcomed, as in most cases, there just aren't enough of #1 and #2 to support any professional sports franchise (with the possible exception of some European soccer teams).
4) The Frontrunner - Roots only for teams that are in first place and switches allegiance frequently and easily. Wears several different teams t-shirts at the same time so they can change as the prevailing winds blow. This is the lowest form of parasite in sports (slightly above agents) and should be shunned and avoided at all costs. Where the Bandwagon Jumper says things like "I haven't been to a game all year but they're doing pretty well. I think I'll get tickets this weekend", the Frontrunner says things like "I haven't been to a game all year but I'm blowing off work tomorrow to attend the victory parade". If this is you, we don't need you
2 comments:
Let's not leave out the beer drinkers.
Cause we know they love a good 25¢ beer night.
Don't act like you don't know what I'm talking about. Don't do it.
Go Rays! I hate Boston!! woo hoo.
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