Bayshore Boulevard is too bumpy...
"J.T. Tapias changed several flat tires along the road, courtesy of the uneven pavement. Eventually, he traded his sports car in for a Cadillac Escalade."
I'm certainly not jealous, but I wish the problems in my life were such that trading my sports car for an Escalade would be seen as some kind of sacrifice.
Okay, I'm jealous.
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Such a rough life some people lead. At least he didn't purchase the ultimate douche-mobile: Hummer
That's how they roll in South Tampa, baby.
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