Friday, January 29, 2010

A brief survey

Good day, gentlemen. This is a picture of a lingerie modeling studio named "Allure", located on Armenia Avenue, just north of Kennedy Boulevard in Tampa, Florida. The word allure means to attract or tempt by something flattering or desirable. So I'd just like to take a couple of minutes to find out exactly what aspects of this establishment you might find alluring to you. Please select any and all that apply. Thank you.
  • The meticulous landscaping.
  • The privacy fence that discreetly hides your vehicle from any passers by that don't look slightly to their left.
  • The architecture of the building itself that says "Now THAT is a what a whorehouse looks like!"
  • The neon sign in the window that says "OPEN".

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