"Clark, we thought of you when we saw these items."Aw! Of course, I don't believe for a minute that anybody with eBay ever actually thinks about me for any reason whatsoever. This is some kind of assumed preferences drawn together from a computer algorithm that analyzes what I've purchased or looked at on the site in the past. Still, I find it sweet that their random email generator was considerate enough to lie to me about it. I was interested in what they had to say so of course I opened it and the first thing I was was this:
Scrolling a little further down, this was the next thing they had to offer me:
Also, who knew you could get pizza via eBay?
Further also, did you know that if you type "ebay", you get this:
Then we arrived at this:
I'd say that overall this ad was 1-for-6 in terms of things that interest me. That's a .167 batting average.
|Just like the great Astyanax Douglass|