Wednesday, February 10, 2016

That was SOME halftime show!

Not only did the Super Bowl, which is apparently an actual sentient being now, let Beyoncé tell everyone to hate the police but the same half time "show" was used to make people turn gay!
Is it ironic that the same people working so hard to find these hidden themes frequently complain about other people being overly sensitive? No? Okay then.
Look at those rainbows. Look at them! Wait, I mean don't look at them. DON'T look! Shit. Too late. You're gay now. I'm sorry.

That's all right. If it's that easy to be turned gay, it stands to reason that it's just as easy to be flipped back. And since it's the rainbow colors that turn you gay, it also stands to reason that absence of color will make you straight.

Well, that's a simple fix! Just start a regimen of classic black and white MGM musicals and you'll be back to normal in no time. Because I think we all know that there's nothing gay about Judy Garland movies.
Judy with the c-block

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