Thursday, February 04, 2016

Whoops! Rapers denied

"I can no longer guarantee the safety or privacy of the men who want to attend on February 6, especially since most of the meet-ups can not be made private in time. While I can’t stop men who want to continue meeting in private groups, there will be no official Return Of Kings meet-ups. The listing page has been scrubbed of all locations. I apologize to all the supporters who are let down by my decision." - Daryush Valizadeh, 36, founder of Return Of Kings, a men's right advocacy group comprised of would-be rapists 

See, they were concerned about their safety. The idea that someone might attack them and cause them serious harm terrified them and now they're forced to alter their plans out of self preservation.
PICTURED: Irony, in the form of a thick, sweet, delicious cake.
Oh well. You know what they say: "The best laid plans of mice and men who can't get laid often go awry”, Or something like that.

Presumably, the group's regular meetings will proceed in the usual places as is standard procedure.
At a public park or interstate highway rest stop near you.

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