Wednesday, February 17, 2016

Violence is never the answer

Don't bother clicking the arrow; there's no video here. But there is one below.
Do you know what is the answer*?
Coming to see me Sunday night at Side Splitters and voting for me as I compete in the 2015 Tampa Bay Comedy Tournament Elite Eight (Part 1).
Because if you do, I will love you at least as much as I love this Spider-Man pinata. I'll demonstrate that by giving you a hug and not hitting you with a stick until candy comes out of you.
THAT is my solemn promise!

Sunday, February 21 7:00 PM
Side Splitters Comedy Club
12938 N. Dale Mabry
Tampa, FL
(Buy your tickets online and use the promo code CB for the crazy-ass discount price of just $3.74!)

* Please don't ask what the question is. It's rhetorical, which means "shut up".

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