Monday, February 09, 2009

Sleep soundly, residents of Temple Terrace

In the alley, over by the curb, between a storage trailer and a dumpster and on the verge of being buried beneath dead leaves, the mighty Temple Terrace Police S.W.A.T. mobile unit stands ever vigilant...
This is the vehicle that will come to the rescue if
gigantic, crocodile-eating snakes invade the Temple Terrace Golf & Country Club.
Dah-dah-dah, dah-dah-dah, dah-dah-dah, dah-dah-dah, dah-dah-DAH! indeed!!

8 comments:

Mayor of Temple Terrace said...

That vehicle is designated for a very specific duty: to quell race riots at the Dairy Queen. Get it straight.

Denis A. Baldwin said...

It'll be funny if the USF students take to the streets and all they have to defend is this one truck.

USF Police Officer said...

You don't have to worry about that, we're on it! I just hope that if those punks try something, it's on a Thursday. That's my day to have the bullet we all share.

Burger King said...

Mr. Mayor,
Why does Dairy Queen get special consideration? What about protecting Temple Terrace's more upscale restaurants?

Black Uhurus of Temple Terrace said...

The mayor knows the shit is going to go down at Dairy Queen because the only thing we agree on with the cracker oppressors is that Blizzards are off da chain!

Imperial Knights of the Temple Terrace Ku Klux Klan said...

And that Whoppers suck.

Gigantic, crocodile-eating snakes said...

The humansss are dissstracted by thisss controversssey. Sssoon shall we ssstrike. The golf courssse will be oursss!

Gigantic, crocodile-eating snakes (again) said...

PSSS: We are the sssize of a busss!