"Hey, I'm starving. Can I have some of these chips?"
"No, those are mine and I don't have very many left."
"Oh really? (picks up can and shakes it violently 10 or 12 times) There, now you have lots. But I don't want any though. Thanks."
Hi. My name is Clark and this is my blog. My intent is to entertain and I'd like this to be more than "Clark And What Pisses Him Off" (although there will definitely be some of that) so I'll be posting some short humorous fiction as well. I hope you like it. WARNING: Sometimes I will cuss. And I will also embellish facts (ie: lie) in the interest of making things funnier than they really are. Just so you know.
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