Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Once again, those awful professional athletes our leading our young people astray

An update (sorta) on this from last week...

From the Associated Press: "An Idaho junior hockey team was banished temporarily from a city ice rink after players engaged in a game of 'strip hockey' — shedding a piece of uniform every time a practice shot missed its mark."

There are only three conclusions that can be drawn from this (well, four if you include that there must not be any crime in Idaho if this kind of thing demands a police investigation):

  1. The Idaho Junior Steelheads can't shoot worth a damn
  2. The Idaho Junior Steelheads have exceptionally good goalies
  3. The Idaho Junior Steelheads enjoy taking off their clothes in public

2 comments:

gadzooks64 said...

so, um, how junior is junior?

And why the eff hasn't somebody thought of this before now?

I would so pay to see that.

Just sayin.

Why, it's Clark! said...

I always knew you were a sports fan.