Wednesday, October 15, 2008


We are living in an amazing time. A time when women can truly be anything they want. I'm not talking about the year 2008. I'm talking about Halloween.
Want to be a pilot? You can be a sexy pilot.
A firefighter? Go ahead and be a sexy firefighter.
How about a race car driver? Sure, be a sexy race car driver. No, I meant this kind of sexy race car driver.
Would you like to be a doctor? Yes. You can be a sexy nurse.
Believe it or not, some women who choose not to be defined by their sex appeal may find even these roles too limited, restricting and insulting for their tastes. Well good news ladies! If you're looking for something with a little more substance and a lot less sex appeal, I give you...
You'll notice that it's "made of flame resistant fabric". I'm not exactly a theological scholar but if my understanding of The Home Office's policy on liberal interpretations of certain symbols is even close to accurate, that might be really, really important.

(Thank you, K!)


Denise said...


Sexy Virgin Mary!

Hey, why the HELL not?

Why, it's Clark! said...


Sexy Costumes Chick said...

Sexy costumes are great! They keep the spice alive in the you know what!

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