Thursday, December 25, 2008

Merry Christmas

"Of course, you realize that all evidence points to the fact that Jesus Christ wasn't born anywhere close to December 25th and what is considered the celebration of traditional Christmas has it's roots in a Pagan festival and that Christmas actually used to be illegal and Christmas trees are a Pagan symbol of..."
Shut up. Just shut up, sit down and shut up. In that order. It's not that what you're saying isn't true and it's not that you aren't smarter than everybody else. It's just that nobody cares and nobody wants to hear word else out of you about it. So just sit there, quietly, and open your gifts, smile, and say thank you. Charades can be fun. It's not going to kill you to go along with this one for a day.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Amen (so to speak). The only thing worse than obnoxious know-it-all Christians is obnoxious know-it-all atheists. And for anybody who doesn't think there is such a thing, it's probably because you're one.