"Oh my God! I...I can read braille! I've never learned how but I just touched this little tiny sign and I know it says 'Exit'!""That's because the little tiny sign you touched is attached to the bottom of a great, big sign that says 'Exit' in great, big, red letters. There's even another sign, one that lights up, above that. It also says 'Exit'."
"What? I didn't...oh. I didn't even notice that until now. No, I read the braille sign, with my untrained fingers. This is a miracle!"
"It's not a miracle. You're an idiot."
"Why can't you just accept the fact that you're in the presence of a very special person, someone who can perform miracles, or someone to whom miracles happen? Either way, face it, I'm miraculous!"
"Because I know you. And the only thing miraculous about you is that you don't fall down more often."
"Do you think we should call the Vatican?"
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Rupe wonders if the Vatican was called. And where the rest of this story went.
Love your blog!Added to our favorite list.
The word verification is "rudisms"
LMAO!
Rupe: No, these conversations NEVER go anywhere.
Chris & Jon: You are far too kind. "Rudisms" is yet another Excellent Name For A Band!
Denis: If it were up to me, you'd officially be a saint. Don't get excited; I have no real standards.
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