Sunday, March 22, 2009

This week's Clarketplace item

Here is this week's item:
Amazing baseball card! - $10 (Tampa)
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mailto:sale-g9hwr-1087237882@craigslist.org?subject=Amazing%20baseball%20card!%20-%20$10%20(Tampa) [Errors when replying to ads?]Date: 2009-03-22, 8:17PM EDT
Thurman Munson, Rollie Fingers, Brooks Robinson, Fergie Jenkins, Dave Winfield, Mike Schmidt, Carlton Fisk, Willie Stargell, Phil Niekro and many, many more all on THE VERY SAME CARD! No pictures or stats but their names are all there. This card, labeled "Topps1975 Checklist" and numbered 126, is incredible! I don't know anything about baseball cards but I know baseball and this is a spectacular collection of hall of famers as well as some true all stars from back in the day (Tug McGraw, Dave Parker, Joe Rudi, Bobby Bonds...Barry's dad! among others). There are 131 bonafide major league baseball players listed here! If you want to read some of the great names to ever play America's pasttime (again: read, not read about, since there is no information beyond the list of names), then this is a one of a kind collectible keepsake for you! Treasure it for the rest of your life and then some day you could pass it along to a loved one as an heirloom that is sure to make them not as sad that you died. Cash, checks, money orders all ok. FREE DELIVERY!
LAST WEEK'S ITEM: Some crackers
No responses. Maybe this stuff isn't as stupid/weird/funny as I thought it would be.

1 comment:

JPFDeuce said...

This is HILARIOUS Clark!