
I, on the other hand, use mine to sit in the back of the room and make fart noises while watching society consume itself. And to try to meet chicks. In case you needed further help telling us and ours apart.
Hi. My name is Clark and this is my blog. My intent is to entertain and I'd like this to be more than "Clark And What Pisses Him Off" (although there will definitely be some of that) so I'll be posting some short humorous fiction as well. I hope you like it. WARNING: Sometimes I will cuss. And I will also embellish facts (ie: lie) in the interest of making things funnier than they really are. Just so you know.
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fart noises aren't really helpful in the picking up of chicks. unless, you know, you're looking for a gal who's into that.
Yeah, I'm finding that out. It's a double edged sword...that sounds like a fart.
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