Friday, April 03, 2009

Houston, we have a baby

The U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention have discovered trace amounts of perchlorate, a chemical used to manufacture rocket fuel in samples of powdered baby formula.
This announcement raises a couple of extremely important questions:

Which companies are in the baby food and rocket fuel biz?

Just how close are we to the development of a fully functional squadron of RPTs (Rocket Propelled Toddlers)? Because when the skies are filled with screeching crumb snatchers in Nomex onesies, America's air superiority will never be called into question again.

3 comments:

Ruprecht said...

Rupe's just jealous he didn't thinkify 'bout this firstly .....

ChrisC and JonJ said...

The only problem with RPT's is,you'd have to be really careful of debris falling from the sky.You might never be quite sure what that debris was....

Why, it's Clark! said...

C & J, the spontaneously generated organic weapon system is one of the key components!