Tuesday, January 06, 2009

Hung Up

Hey, I'm just calling to let you know I'm having some problems with my phone. For some reason it keeps turning itself off. Sometimes I can't get it to turn back on right away. It's the weirdest thing. I'll have to take it in and have it looked at. Might need a new battery. Or a whole new phone. I don't know. Who knows when I'm going to have time to get that taken care of, though. I'm a busy guy. Got a lot goin' on right now. So I wanted to tell you that if you're trying to reach me for the next few days, you might not be able to. I'm not saying don't call. Feel free to call if you need something. You just might not be able to reach me. Or I might not be able to call you back. That's all. Okay, I better go before this crazy thing cuts me off again. See ya.

Hey, did you just try to call me? Because I thought I was pretty clear when I explained to you that I might not get your call. What? No, I didn't hear it ring, but like I said, it is malfunctioning. I thought you might have been calling and it didn't ring. Just checking, in case you needed to talk to me about something. All right, I gotta go. Seriously, got a lot of stuff goin' on over here. Bye.

Ok, I could have sworn I heard a beep and then it went quiet. Was that you trying to call? I thought it might be. Are you sure? Ok, it might have been my watch but I wanted to make sure, in case you needed me for something. Anything at all, really. Even though I have tons of stuff goin' on, I could find a way to make time for you...if it were an emergency. What? Oh yeah, now that you mention it, it is kind of odd that we haven't gotten disconnected during any of these calls. Hey, maybe you're my good luck charm! Knock on wood, I guess. Ha ha! Ok, I'm hanging up now. I have so much going on right now, it's crazy! Later!

Hey, I heard a click before I hung up. I think we got cut off...oh, that was you hanging up? That's weird, because I don't think I was completely done talking...but whatever. I just wanted to make sure it wasn't the phone. I want to document everything, for when I go to the store and give my sales rep a piece of my mind, you know? All right, see ya. Take it easy.

Hi there, it's me. I'm calling as a test, trying to see if I can still dial out. Apparently there is still some kind of problem because it rang like five times and then voice mail picked up, even though I know you're there because you and I just talked less than two minutes ago. Weird! I'd better try to call again.

Okay, this time it went immediately to voice mail, like your phone isn't even turned on. How crazy is that? Looks like yours is acting up too. I'm going to the store in a little while. I'll try to call you from there so you can talk to the rep.


Wildhair said...

Dude. Seriously. This reads like the antics of a psycho chick I work with. Scary.

Why, it's Clark! said...

I'm fluent in psycho. It's a blessing and a curse. Mostly a curse. It's all curse, actually.