Six full size frozen cheeseburgers for the low, low price of $5. Not bad, eh? Look at the individual items inside the bag...
Let's look closer:
- Remove the cheeseburger from the package (well, duh)
- Wrap the cheeseburger with a slightly damp paper towel (how exactly does one "slightly" dampen a paper towel? If I apply any water to a paper towel, it's going to become soaking wet immediately. That's it's job. The only way I can think of is to soak the paper towel 24 hours before I want the cheeseburger and then leave it laying out on the kitchen counter over night, which kind of blows up the whole convenience factor, which was at least 50% of the appeal when I bought the stupid things in the first place)
- Place in the microwave oven, bun top down, heat for 65 seconds on LOW [50% power] (Wouldn't that actually be MEDIUM?)
- Turn the cheeseburger over [bun top up] (well, duh again) and heat for 65 seconds on LOW (If the heating instructions are exactly the same, what difference does it make which side up goes first?)
If you follow these instructions, what you get after 130 seconds looks like this: Mmm-MMM! Just look at that shrivel-ization! Kind of looks like a brain...or, um, some other body part, doesn't it? Go ahead, pop that in your mouth now!
Or just shell out a couple of extra bucks and get a Home Run Inn frozen pizza. Best. Frozen. Pizza. Ever!! Add just a little extra cheese and you're in business. Seriously, it's really good. All stores don't carry it (the ones around here don't stock it all the time) but it's worth the search. I give it my highest rating; Five somethings out of whatever.
8 comments:
ewwww! thanks for the tip!
All right! All right! I admit it! I admit it! I've bought the freezer case White Castle hamburgers. Are you happy?! ARE YOU HAPPY YOU'VE DRIVEN ME TO ADMIT THIS?!? Oh, sure, Harold and Kumar get a lot of credit for getting my White Castle jones on but you're the one guilting me about it! About those cheap faux White Castle hamburgers that look so tempting from the freezer...
And soon after you cook them or injest them, you're regretting it. Ugh!
Ooh, now those sound yummy!
(I never learn)
"Or some other body part"
vurp
Cripes ... !!! Clark! The long lost brother Rupe never had!
It's as if we were separated at birth.
Good stuff, indeed.
Come on down and visit me sometime.
Rupe knows he'll be sorry, but he's adding you to his blogroll.
Someone ... anyone ... convince Rupe otherwise .....
...................... Ruprecht
I'm loving that I brought you boys together. It is my fault, right?
Well, right now you're responsible for it. If it doesn't end well, then it becomes your fault.
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