And all I wanted was this guy's bat |
- "Let's have a party and have @clarkbrooks as the guest of honor."
- "We can meet at #Chili's"
- "I'll buy the first round. Cheers, Clark! :) "
Wow, seriously?
I mean, that's great. I love positive feedback. But that post I wrote about Applebee's was over three years ago. I don't even think I was that mean. Certainly not as mean as some of the comments I've received on it over the years:
- "I unaffectionately refer to this establishment as Craplebees."
- "...cant beat the happy hour...everything else sucks."
- "I'm sure you will be happy to know that this is the fifth article down on a Google search for 'hate applebees'."
- " Everyday, some cross-eyed person yells at me to make them macaroni." (That's from a former employee of Applebee's and is one of my favorite comments of all time as I believe it is the most accurate description of what hell is really like ever written.)
"It's gonna be a while for those riblets, hon." |
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Good Gordness ....
I despise Applebee's ....
Applebee's ... and my one of my mortal enemies: Riblets.
I went to an Applebee's once ... once, I say. And that was one too many times.
Let me tell you about the Riblets: Oh ... they're "ribs", all right. But they're cut across the bone. Who the hell cuts ribs across the freakin' bone ... ?!??!?? When you do this - in conjunction with slicing them paper-thin as Applebee's does - you can sell and serve as many orders of Riblets as you want and laugh all the way to the bank!
Why?
Because in so doing you maximize the lengh to which a single rack of ribs may be stretched! Do you have any idea how many orders of Riblets you can stretch out of a cross-cut rack 'o ribs?
TONS ... !!! It's criminal, I tell you!
And that's why, Mr. Brooks, you won't see me at your party at Applebee's, Chili's or any of their ilk.
End rant.
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